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justdilla:

note-a-bear:

all-aboard-the-childish-tycoon:

Summer Glau rehearsing for Serenity

I really love that she fights like a dancer.

The pirouette prep in the second gif tho


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Marlene/Evan

forevermarlenemckinnon:

Whose the big spoon and little spoon? Evan because he’s a control freak and Marlene likes getting cuddled.

Favorite Non-sexual activity: Probably spit curses at each other and bicker because they’re a hatesex ship and Marlene can’t resist arguing with him.

Favorite Sexual activity: None of that making love bullshit, it’s all rough with a shitton of possessive hickeys and fighting each other because they both want to be on top.

First Kiss most likely drunk, in the middle of an argument and evan just shoves her against the wall and sticks his tongue down her throat. He’s a hella fine kisser, so she’d kiss him back, then she’d slap him and kiss him again.

Favourite make-out spot? his bed, or a deserted corridor/classroom. Preferably somehwere with a desk because marlene has a kink for getting fucked on a desk.

First Time drunk, middle of an argument, sexual tension, probably against a wall somewhere dangerously obvious.

Does anyone catch them in the act? probably everyone at some point. I imagine Rabastan finding them a fair few times and just groaning nope and walking out.

Does anyone know about them? Eh, Rab and Lucy and Doe and maybe Mary know. They’ve all msot likely walked in on them.

Do people approve of them? Nope.
Who uses all the hot water? Both are selfish little shits, if Evan is taking too long to get out marls’ll just join him and Evan would probably get impatient and do the same.
Most trivial thing they fight over? Who is sexier, because lets face it they both think  they’ve got better hair. Who pays for dinner.

What they fight over most? Who gets to be on top, and political views esp because evan is a psychopath.

Who does most of the cleaning? cleaning what is cleaning
Who steals the blankets? Marlene because she’s a hog  and evan would smack her with a pillow but then they’d cuddle. Or have a pillow fight resulting in sex. Either way.

Who leaves their stuff around? both.
Who remembers anniversaries? neither.
Who cooks normally? Marlene would posion you and Evan is far too good to ever his his hands dirty in the kitchen so take out or a house elf.
How often do they fight? INCESSANTLY

What do they do when they’re away from each other? Drink. Lots.

Nicknames for each other? marls is very creative with insulting nicknames; last names; in a moment of fondness evan might call her marly, her childhood nickname.

Who is more likely to pay for dinner? Marlene flips her shit he tries to pay, and he flips his shit when she tries to pay and they end up arguing and somehow not paying because they’re too turned on by each other arguing that they have to get home to shag.

Who steals the covers at night? marls.
What would they get each other for gifts? Marls would get evan a necklace with wanker or something written on it. He probably would say he’s a gift from god and so he doesnt get her anything. Once he awkwardly tried to get her flowers and she slapped him.

Who made the first move? Evan

Who remembers things? neither

Who started the relationship? Evan doesn’t give a fuck, and marlene denies that they’re more than fuck buddies but evan is also possesive so he’d be the first to claim her as his in public.

Who cusses more? both

What would they do if the other one was hurt? flip their shit and go after whoever hurt the other. marls would fondly call him a wanker as she heals him first tho.

Do they get married noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Marlene can’t even accept that they’re more than fuck buddies let alone think about marriage.

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c2ndy2c1d:

acid-laced-wings:

jonathanpitcairn:

sacred-ground-doctore:

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Above is the “Know Anon” code that allows you to expose any hateful anons you wish at your own whim. If you know anyone who’s struggling with anonymous hate, reblog this for them.

  • How to install

Simply copy the above code and paste it right after the <head> portion of the HTML coding on your blog. This is with the jQuery script included, so everything should be covered. Once you’ve done this, update and save, then exit your customize page.

Re-enter your customize page, and under “appearance” should be a button called “Enable Know Anon”, which may be on or off automatically, depending. Flip the switch to enable or disable it, then save.

  • How to use

When you get anonymous hate or anon messages you find offensive, simply exit your Inbox, enter your Customize page, flip the switch to “on”, then save and exist. Re-enter your inbox, and any and all anonymous messages will be exposed with a URL, if they have one. Note that this includes everything, not just the hate. Another thing to note is that, once you expose anons in the inbox, you can’t un-expose them. Flipping the switch back to “off” does nothing.

Answer a message people thought was on anon, and gee, they’ll get a nasty little surprise, hmm? It’s better than a fake anonymous button because while you still can’t control who it exposes, you can control when to do so.

Remember though, that this isn’t the only way to stop anonymous hate. As always, there’s simply the “turn anonymous asks off” button. And thanks to the update from a few months ago, anons CAN be blocked.

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That little hand right there? That’s the ignore button. It’s present on all asks sent, whether anon or otherwise. When you block an anon, you have the option to report them for spam or harassment, and it will permanently block them. It also blocks the IP address and computer, so that person can’t take advantage of extra accounts to continue sending you hate. It effectively wipes that person right out of your Tumblr life. They cannot contact your blog again, ever.

For the website that gives you the Know Anon code, with or without jQuery script, in case that causes trouble (most themes come with it pre-installed, but not all), go here.

[ Goodness, wow thank you very much for letting me know this existed! That was very considerate of you! ]

EVERYONE WHO HAS BEEN GETTING LITTLE NO-LIFE SHITHEADS BOTHERING THEM.

Here you go. <3

i don’t really do anons but signal boosting for those who might need it~


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it’s a trick. it’s just a magic trick.


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Every moment for the rest of my life, I love you.


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barefoot-marlene:

Dear Sirius,

Tonight, I watched you break. I watched you find James and Lily murdered. I watched you discover that Harry wasn’t going to be yours. Despite the fact that you were the godfather, they were giving him to blood relatives. Dumbledore hadn’t met Petunia and Dursley. Not like you had. He didn’t know what he was dropping off Harry to, but you did. Then I watched you find Peter. You were the only one who knew that he had betrayed them. I would’ve said I was surprised, but I’ve been watching Peter too. I watched how they got into his head. I watched how they promised him the superiority that he never felt within your group. It wasn’t your fault. You can’t help insecurity. You can’t help his. I’d like to say I’m surprised you went to kill him, but I’m not. I still remember the look on your face when you found out who had attacked me on the edge of Hogsmeade. I prayed from that day forward that nothing I ever did brought that look to your face. This is the second time I’ve seen it. It wasn’t for me this time, though. It was for Lily and James.
James, who you owed your entire life to. Lily, who kept you grounded when I certainly couldn’t. Part of it, though, I know was for me. At least a tiny piece. I know you are thinking that if no one helped Voldemort that I would still be around. That isn’t true, though. Voldemort didn’t kill me. I died because I stood up for my friends. I will never regret that. I do regret not taking you with me, but that is a selfish thought. You have an entire life ahead of you.
I wish I could stop what is about to happen. From up here, I get to see everything. Azkaban does terrible things to people. You have to go there because you stood up for your friends. It doesn’t seem fair. I’ve got James and Lily now. You have no one. Remus doesn’t understand. I can tell by the way his shoulders have started hunching again, like when he was a lonely first year. He’s broken too.
I’m afraid I’m not strong enough to watch you in Azkaban. I can’t watch you slowly fade away into nothing but bad memories. I’ve cursed at you too many times. I’ve told you I hate you too many times. I wish I hadn’t been so selfish. I wish I didn’t have such strong pride. Maybe I would’ve said I love you more. Maybe we could’ve had many years together. I’m afraid Azkaban is going to only leave you with our bad memories. There are so many of them, I don’t know which one will come to you first. Before the dementors suck them away, I hope you remember our summer. I hope, for one last precious moment, you can remember the first time I looked at you. I was in love with you that day. I was so hurt when I thought you didn’t love me back. I wasn’t sure how I would ever love again. You came around though. I came around. Far too late for anyone’s liking. Remember those days. Azkaban won’t be forever. Nothing is forever on earth.
Up here, it is different. I have James and Lily again. I will have them forever. I have Caradoc, Benjy, so many others who died too soon. Don’t fear death, Sirius. It always comes eventually, but then we will have forever. I’ve had a while to think about that. Time stands still up here. Though, it is rather boring without you. Pranking loses its edge without a wand and Slytherins. I need you up here. I’m selfish like that. I’m not sure I can wait until you die of old age, not that I have much of a choice. Damn it, I’m bored, Blackie. When you get up here, I’m snogging you until I’m blue in the face and James has lost his lunch.
When you meet Harry, don’t tell him about me. Merlin knows what stories you’ll bring up. I don’t want him to know me as McKnickers. If you must say anything about me, tell him I was the bitchiest, wildest, most infuriating girl you ever met. Don’t forget to tell him that you are the most infuriating, self-centered, son of a bitch that I’ve ever met. Don’t tell him we love each other. I want him to see that for himself someday. Someday when he’s old and has more grey hairs on his head than you do. I want him to see for himself that even though we barely had time to know him, there would’ve never been a lad surrounded by so much love. And for Merlin’s sake. Don’t you dare show him that picture of me we took with the Order. My hair was still getting over the exploding snapper you put in it! I’ll kill you for that.
When you get out of Azkaban, which I know you will, go back to Hogwarts. Look under the third step up to the Gryffindor girls’ dorm. I know you’ll never get to read this letter, but maybe you’ll be smart enough and look for the one I wrote you at the end of seventh year. I shoved it under there for safe keeping. I know you’re not a Ravenclaw, so you won’t think I might’ve left something, but you are nostalgic. There’s a bottle of American whiskey in there too. I expect a beautiful toast to be made on my behalf why you sing No Satisfaction. It’ll be your tribute to me.
I’ve got to go now. I know you’ll never get to see this. I wish there was some communication between the here and the then. (You’re the then). Instead, I’ll just sit and wait. Don’t fear death, Sirius. I’m right here.
I love you.
-McKnickers

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* PSA

I’m going to Hawaii for ten days, and probably won’t have internet (I’m in the airport now, about to board the plane!) and so my blog will be running on a queue…unless that runs out.

So I won’t be answering asks or anything like that, so don’t get offeneded if you send one and I don’t answer!

I’ll see you all in ten days xxx

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Prompt: friends!AU, Evan and Doe are shagging in the kitchen while Marlene and Lucius come home from a nice dinner.

Warning: Language and mentions of sex.


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Frary prompt: Mary catches Francis up late holding their baby girl and playfully scolds him about it because he needs his rest.

valoisfrancis:

Mary wonders if being a parent would be so exhausting if she wasn’t a queen too. The fact of the matter is, neither she nor Francis have gotten more than three hours of sleep this week, with Anne waking them up at odd hours and England massing on the borders. Mary is just grateful Francis helps. They do take turns on who puts her back to bed and Francis is generally a good sport about it. But that doesn’t stop Anne from screaming bloody murder through the whole castle in the small hours of the morning. They love their baby girl, they really do. They just also love sleep. But some nights, Anne decides her parents are human too and do need sleep and doesn’t wake until at least an hour before the sun has risen. Its these nights (well, really mornings) that Mary wakes of her own volition just because it’s what she’s used to. She reassures herself of her family, quickly checking on her daughter and carefully making sure she doesn’t wake her husband before crawling back into bed. 

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Francis and Mary + hand in hand


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tobesregbo:

Francis and Mary + Kiss me


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frary + outside {x}


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snapslikethis:

snapslikethis:

james being a hardcore apple fan and sirius swearing by android

it’s an ongoing daily battle with a thousand passive aggressive comments

sirius throws james’s phone on the ground once a month when he’s being particularly snotty about it b/c james refuses…

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marley-mkinnon has spoken:

Marlene and Sirius were both thrill-seekers so it made sense that they would both move to London. One night they were lying in bed and Sirius mentioned that his lease was up and since Marlene's room-mate was moving out she asked if he wanted to move in. Sirius wasn't sure because it was a rubbish apartment with just two rooms and a crappy kitchen. Then she laughed, "Don't worry sweetie, I'm not asking for a ring." With that Sirius knew the laugh would make it home.

chessipedia:

life-with-a-little-risk:

Accepted!

This is what happens when you rp account reaches your main account XD