where did noah keep his bees
IN THE ARK HIVES
Get the fuck away from me right now
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This is a top-10-list post some of you might have been waiting for! I tried this tool first, but it didn’t tell me which posts have the most notes, so in the end I just did it manually.
And do you see it? 8 out of 10 is about Janto! It clearly shows how much we love our canon OTP :)
Anyway I hope you guys enjoy it!
If you defend a guy for his nudes getting leaked (“aw it’s okay we still love you1!1!1!!!”) but then shame a girl for her nudes getting leaked (“what a slut she shouldn’t have taken them in the first place!!1!1!!!”) I hope you step on many lego pieces at once.
Go ahead and just try to pick a favorite answer
I’m going to spread my STDs everywhere, using this condom
wrap it before you tap it, don’t be a fool, cover your tool
tEEN PREGNANCIES AND OTHER HARMFUL DISEASES
FELILA SLAYING MY LIFE WITH HER ANSWER
Dear aromantics, asexuals, and greys:
- You are not immature or naive.
- You are not cold and heartless.
- Your love is not lesser.
- You are not broken.
- You do understand yourself.
- You are not a liar.
- Your feelings and experiences matter.
- You deserve to be acknowledged.
- You are real.
- Have a nice day today.
I’m having a mini breakdown over sirius and james okay because whether their relationship was platonic or not sirius black was so in love with james potter, he was his brother and his best friend his good when everything else was bad he was the first person he went to after he ran away from home and the first person to find his best friend lying dead. he was prepared to KILL a man who used to be a good friend for james and chances are he would have done the same to remus if it were him that betrayed the potters. james was probably the first time sirius ever felt loved and wanted and everything just hurts because THINK how much sirius lost that night think about how he never forgave himself even after years think about how he was ok with going to prison because it was probably better than ever living a life without james potter, he could have transformed into a dog a lot sooner and escaped but he didn’t because he felt like he DESERVED to be in that cell. he went from doing everything with james to doing absolutely nothing just over night
sirius and james’ friendship is so painfully sad I need to calm down and go make myself a cup of tea
if you rp with me, you probably have to be pretty damn patient or else you might just end up hating me.
starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours
i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog
this is my favorite so far
I couldn’t resist.
ok but a slytherin student from some hoity-toity pureblood family becoming ridiculously infatuated with muggle culture
and they just approach some muggleborn gryffindor who’s immediately on guard and waiting for some kind of insult but then the pureblood pulls a fucking nokia flip phone out of their robes and says “ALRIGHT, HOW DO YOU GET THIS TO WORK. I’VE BEEN PRESSING ON THE BUTTONS FOR THE PAST HOUR AND IT HASN’T DONE ANYTHING”
(it needs to be charged)
Someone get this guy a fucking medal.
They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.
what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously
I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION
men are pussies
Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one
men are penises
the post was amazing and the comments made it better.